Chris Webb Profile
Nov. 18, 1976 - bornWinter 1978 - first memory: crawling around on the carpet while completely wet.
Summer 1983 - stopped eating peas.
Autumn 1984 - broke hand while partaking in activities advised by both Mother and WWF credits not to attempt at home.
1987 - 1989 - had mullet... thought it was cool.
Summer 1990 - grew like a mother fucker. Had to learn how to dribble all over again. Still trying.
1991 - Got girlfriend... lost girlfriend 2 weeks later. Lakers lost to Bulls in Finals... Vlade Divac missed a game winning layup and a game tying free throw in consecutive games. Magic Johnson announces his contraction of HIV and his retirement.
BAD FREAKIN' YEAR.
1991 - Began spiteful sports grudge against Vlade Divac.
Summer 1993 - learned how to drive.
1993-1996 - hated sister for always using car and never buying gas or contributing to insurance.
January 1, 1997 - Buckeyes win Rose Bowl. All previous sports related grudges are forgiven.
November, 1998 - Buckeyes lose to Michigan State. New sports grudge against John Cooper ensues.
December, 1998 - Decided I'd better major in something that will get me a decent job.
July, 2001 - Started a decent job.
September, 2002 - Quit decent job. Got other decent job.
October, 2002 - Inherited most kick-ass collection of shirts ever.
November 5, 2002 - Wrote biography. Got headache.
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