How to throw a fireball.

HOW TO THROW A FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings, fellow life unit.
Have you always felt that there is some hidden power within you? A force in the universe you are absolutely sure you can control and use for your own selfish desires?
Well, the secret IS NOW REVEALED BELOW!

By following these instructions, you too, will be throwing many, many fireballs, whenever you want.

1. Meditate using professional techniques you should all ready know if you are having these desires. Do this for 15 minutes to 3+ hours.

2. Channel energy from Yim Za Aphet, the penultimate master of chi-soaking, and ruler of the most popular cult of all time.

3. Focus this ridiculous-feeling chinergy into your foreams. Veins should be popping out at this point. If they are not, return to STEP ONE.

4. Allow the energy to flow naturally to your extremities, which in this case, are your hands.

5. Face palms away from your body, with wrists touching, and hands rotated in direct opposition of one another.

6. Release the magical fireball of ULTIMATE DOOM!

This will not work, however, until you have FIRST unlocked the gateway of everlasting chinergy.

Master Yim Za Aphet must spend a great deal of time and energy in meditation to unlock this personal path of SUPERIORITY-POSSIBLITY which you will have EXCLUSIVE access to.

Because of this, you must send a rather modest donation of $59.99 to the following address:

Ecorp
2345 Gatelane Blvd.
Phoenix, AZ 85001

THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK!

NOTE: DO NOT not send money there.
1. That is not my address. :
2. This will not work.